i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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