This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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