Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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