you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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he high fived his dick after we had sex
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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