after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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