I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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