She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Randomize