Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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