Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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