marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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