bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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