kristin has been a bad kristin
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Randomize
