We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
