I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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