I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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