Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
false alarm, still single
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