just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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