literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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