Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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