pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
last night I used snow as a chaser
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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