I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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