Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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