I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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