But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
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im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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