Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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