windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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