No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
