I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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