Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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