alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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