At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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