therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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