She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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