lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
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Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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