The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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