Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.