Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb