Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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