If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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