She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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