I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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