The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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