I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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