try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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