IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Shame - the story of my life.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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