singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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