Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
the gays at disneyland are vicious
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
