Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I think I sprained my soul last night
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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