He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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