I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He felt like a one man threesome
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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