I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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