the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i would punch a child for taco bell
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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