I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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