Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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