He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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