spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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