Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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